progressive pat, I am not Stalin. Are you God?
Forget all that! I've had a spiritual transformation. Just the other day, there I was watching Romper Room with Miss Patsy when there was a knock on the door. There stood 2 Jehovah Witnesses they said to me "Jesus is coming." With that I rushed out into the street, could not see anyone except Fred Wilson at number 17 screaming "Jesus bloody Christ." over his old lawnmower which would not start I said "Fred have you seen Jesus?" Fred said "No, if he was here I'd get him to start this old mower, it would be a bloody miracle." With that Fred gave one mighty tug on the rope and the mower burst into life. The 2 Joh-hoes proclaimed "A miracle, the Lord hath spoken." They fell down at the feet of Fred. Now we all pray at the Temple of the Holy Mower, formally the Wilson's house. God now speaks to us through Bishop Fred and Sister Beryl (Freds Misses). I'm working extra overtime at the Stink Works as God has spoken to us through Bishop Fred, saying the Church needed a new car, Bishop Fred's 89 Ford Cortina has to go, God suggested an Aston Martin and a Ferruie Sports for Sister Beryl. God has also told Bishop Fred he must make a pilgrimage to The Palace of Ceasar in Las Vegas and make monetary offering at the Alter of Cards there, Bishop Fred said it should take about a month and a 100 grand should cover it, any donations are welcome. continued.

I know a few of you will be sceptical about all this, I was to until Bishop Fred worked a second mirical. Sid from number 10 came out with his TV, he said "Holy One, my TV is possessed by demons." Bishop Fred asked "What is the problem my son?". Sid " The telly is stuck on the ABC, must be possessed by demons." With that Bishop Fred took the remote control into the Temple and a short time later came out holding 2 small tubes with the word 'Eveready' on them Bishop Fred proclaimed he has cast out the evil spirits contains in these tubes and replaced them with tubes of angles. Now Sid can watch quality TV like "The Fattest Blimp' and 'Who's Mums a Prostitute' without having to watch any ABC rubbish. If anyone wants to donate please make cheques payable to The Church of the Holy Mower Incorporated or donations can be paid directly into Bishop Fred's personal Swiss bank account. As God said in Cyril chapter 19 verse 7 "Notes not coins."

Whether under the health care umbrella or not, it is disingenuous to treat sexual intercourse and pregnancy as diseases.

*it is disingenuous to treat sexual intercourse and pregnancy as diseases*

Sorry Raycom, but they both involve peoples health, so are part of
health care, no matter which way that the religious try to twist
things.

at the end of the day the left will push strongly to promote anything that sexualises children, creates an environment where immorality is the norm or anything that helps them feel comfortable in their own immorality. That is why they put on such self righteousness when it comes to the environment. Usually it is just a mask. Next it will be condoms in schools and now they want porn education for kids (just to make sure any that have not been introduced will be). Bit by bit they want State sanctioned moral relativism with anyone standing against it being the bad guy.

When Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, was that covered by 'Medicare'?
My advice to woman when subjected to sexual intercourse is straight from Queen Victoria "Lay there and think of Mother England." She had about 10 kids must have thought of "Mother England" many times. If sex is a disease is it bulk billed by Medicare, and where do I make a claim?