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Sweet spot – Australia's unsung success : Comments
By Graham Young, published 27/1/2012This Australia Day who stood up and told us how well Australia has really done?
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It becomes infested with rats from all the ports it reaches
The rats start eating the timbers and saying how good life is and define 'UnAustralis' to mean those original ship mates who become concerned the ship will sink.
The rats invent Australis day to increase SPENDING so the Business and commerce rats can get fat, powerful and have more wives, mistresses, pleasure and babies. Soon Australis day becomes a POWER point where rich rats find excuses to exert influence and power over more sober and concerned citizens.
But just as the rats are considering a law to make Unaustralisism a criminal offence, the timbers are breached by gnawing teeth & the ship starts to sink.
The rats all abandon ship and swim for the good ship NewZealis.
The original australis citizens caulk the leaks and get back to green , sustainable and prosperous ways.
On the very next Australis day, the rats see the recovery and demand to come back ... The UN says Australis is obliged to take them back and that Australis is the worst country in the developed world if it doesn't.
At this point the hard earned wisdom of the Australis citizens shows itself with pride and spirit on THEIR AUSTRALIS DAY as they give the rats and the UN the one-fingered salute.