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By Bryden Spurling, published 16/2/2011There is something uninspiring about Australian politics that is corrosive to public belief in government.
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Once upon a time there was a country not far from here, where farmers found a new domestic creature, superior to sheep, pigs or chickens. It happened just after money had been reclassified as an animal (or person). One day it was a thought; the next day it was real, and had horns and an udder.
The breeders soon found that the new animal needed much air and water; and some of the poor had to be moved to the inner cities and others to the suburbs, to make room. Although it was regrettable that people had to lose their old homes and their, nothing could be more important, the Senate and the House said, for the future of the nation than this new money cow. What they needed was one great money bull for the development of the line.
A perfect money bull was finally discovered; his name was Bottom. For a while everyone was satisfied with Bottom, and many gifts were brought to him. Boys wore their caps backwards as an honor to Bottom. He finally learned to speak, and his words and his sperm were sent all over the known world.
When Bottom began to demand sacrifices, some people were uneasy. But Congress agreed to his demands. Hundreds of people lined up to be sacrificed to him. The line of people about to die was called Bottom's Line.