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Australia Day - what does it mean to you?
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But what we won’t celebrate are the ordinary folk. Those talented individuals who don’t appear in news papers … Like my daughter who would play Advance Australia what ever in three part harmony …on her nose flute. That is were she not perpetually suffering from hay-fever, allergies, sinusitis or nasal tract infections from all that pollen and “golden/red” dust. And so depressed because she worked for BHP.
Then there’s the lad from down the road not yet 15 and already he’s rated by the neighbours and police as “the most evil little basted they’ve ever seen”.
The other day he had a car up on blocks pinched the wheels, And blackmailed the driver behind to buy them for $50 per corner…all before the lights changed…now that’s entrepreneurial talent!
Let’s not forget the father who gave his 14yo daughter $200 for Christmas with which she bought two litres of no name vodka and10 cans of spray paint got wasted, had sex with 4 boys in one night, then the artistic bit, “tagged” 487 sites in two weeks…
I’m reliably informed (by a friend of a friend of some one who lives next door to it) that the cult in the next suburb has marriage ceremonies that involve old men under aged girls and warm decapitated chickens now that’s imaginative.
Lastly the local politician who turned his federal communication budget into a CMC enquiry. Not be out done they came up with the verdict “not enough evidence to sustain a conviction” not innocent not guilty but two bob each way…How Aussie can you be?
The only reason our notables seem more numerous is because of the size of the base.
Yep it’s SATIRE
Australia is a REAL place. There is no one uniquely Australian character. Australia is a conglomeration of diverse races, cultures, the good the bad and the ugly …viva la diferance . (Excuse my French)