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The John Howard Citizenship Test: Please contribute some more questions.

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Apparently they have run out of questions on the John Howard Citizenship test which was applied today to new Australians in Victoria and Qld. See story here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/01/2047833.htm

John Howard has asked dinky di, true blue, died in the wool
Strayans on OLO to come up with some real curly ones that would weed out undesirables. (he does after all decide who comes to these shores)

Here are some of my own, can you help? We need at least 100 more

1) Who is the greatest PM to ever live?
2) What did those boat people do to their children on the Tampa?
3) Aborigines should have land rights, true or false.
4) This of the following people is not an Australian John Smith or Akbar Hussien
5) Who is the greatest PM to ever serve?
6) Who is the greatest President of the USA?
7) Which Prime Minister of Australia has never lied to Australian people?
8) The current PM has kept interest rates low using brilliant economic policy. True or False.
Posted by Rainier, Monday, 1 October 2007 4:52:54 PM
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I understand the questions are supposed to be multiple choice, so how about...

Q: Our national anthem states that we are young and "free". Does this mean:

a) businesses are free to pay employees the minimum they can get away with
b) businesses are free to force employees to work as many hours as they can get away with
b) businesses are free to emit as many greenhouse gases as they get away with
c) businesses are free to advertise their products to whatever markets they can suck in
Posted by wizofaus, Monday, 1 October 2007 8:10:10 PM
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d) all of the above?
Posted by Rainier, Monday, 1 October 2007 8:40:02 PM
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Q1. Is it Illegal to lie to our parliament about WMD's?

a. Yes why not if you are a politician
b. Yes but pollies should do it discreetly
c. Yes and No depends on the issue
d. All of the above

Q2. Is it illegal under international Law to attack a country based on falsified information given to the UN?

a. No, Australia is so tough we can fight anyone we choose
b. No, but only when hiding behind the Yanks
c. No... because
d. Yes, someone arrest the PM

Q3. What is a refugee?

a. Anyone who the PM chooses to let into Australia
b. Anyone who can't be renamed as an illegal immigrant
c. Anyone who isn't of non christian background
d. Anyone running from a sadistic dictator whose country we help attack

Q4. When does a PM need to call an election

a. When the polls are just right for his party
b. When he has spent $200million on Govt advertising
c. When all the advertising begins to look like propoganda
d. When it suits him...

Q5. Should a PM break election promises?

a. Yes especially reinstating over generous superannuation for pollies
b. Yes when it's either a core and non-core promise
c. Yes when he lies about being able to control interest rates
d. No... Unless his name is John

Q6. Why should a PM include a fairness test in Work Choices.

a. He shouldn't if he can get away with it.
b. He shouldn't it's only little Aussies who will be hurt and they don't count
c. He shouldn't - Big business told him not to
d. He should but only after being dragged kicking and screaming to do it
Posted by Opinionated2, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 12:37:48 AM
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BETTER QUESTIONS than the chicken poo ones on the actual list.

1/ Do you.. swear alleigance to Australia?
2/ Are you prepared to publiclally condemn any religion which permits child abuse, domestic violence, and abuse of captives ?
3/ Will you publically repudiate any verse from your holy book which suggests your religion has sovereignty over Australia ?
4/ Will you publically condemn the mistreatment and mutilation of prisoners
5/ Will you publically condemn the systematic murder of people who have surrendered ?
6/ Will you publically condemn Polygamy and child marriage ?

7/ Will you PUBLICALLY commit to defending Australia from ..and killing enemies from your own religion ?

Then..we might get somewhere :)
Posted by BOAZ_David, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 10:54:03 AM
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8/ Will you PUBLICLY commit to learning correct spelling?
Posted by CJ Morgan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 11:35:34 AM
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