“There is no truth to the rumour that Tony Abbott is part Neanderthal.
He denies global warming”.

And so have the climate hysterics denied global warming. Since they have been proved wrong, they have called it 'climate change’.

As for whether or not we descended from gorillas, the Marxist Left certainly act like gorillas, but without the the intelligence of that animal.

"Man stupid"…

"Fix Earth. Help Earth!"

"Koko love Earth", "Hurry!" "Nature sees you".

bY koKO agge 5 yAers

Toni

" People who properly understand science like runner know that humans were built of clay"

Clearly you have no idea how this works or are just plain misogynist. Man was made from clay. That's true. But woman (Eve) was made from one of the ribs from the first man. Which is why men usually get a boner around women.

(oops...was that unparliamentary language? )

//Clearly you have no idea how this works or are just plain misogynist. Man was made from clay. That's true. But woman (Eve) was made from one of the ribs from the first man.//

If man was made from clay, it follows that he had clay ribs. So woman was made from clay too. QED.

This of course raises a fairly obvious question, where did all the extra clay come from? In all the pictures I've seen, Eve is about the same size as Adam.... unless he started off with some giant mutant rib, the story makes no sense.

I reckon that the account given in Genesis might not actually be literal. I know, runner.... I'm a very wicked person. If you could just form a nice orderly queue over there with everybody else that is without sin, we should be able to get my stoning underway fairly quickly.

Toni, Seriously good humour likely to fly straight over the top of runner's receding hairline without leaving a part? And he would likely say that what you've been smoking has stoned you already? LOL.

Anyhow, Some years from now when runner runs out of time, he will stand before the pearly gates waiting for final judgement and where he enters the afterlife, on his own personal cloud replete with harp, or down below, shovelling coal on the fires of hell for all eternity?

My guess, given the willful ignorance and the harm and hurt that the runner has caused for others, the latter option will be the runner's end of race?

Anyhow, as a returned eyewitness, I think he will likely see those pearly gates and above them, two signs, one on the left that says all non-brain washed and informed with derived from evidence-based critical thinking knowledge, queue here. To his right, he will see another sign that reads all the brainwashed and indoctrinated from birth with false belief, queue here.

As he joins the queue on the left, he will notice to his immense pride he stands alone. And as Saint Peter strolls out looking at the queue on the right that stretches as far as the eye can see and beyond, he heaves a customary sign.

Then turns to the left and sees runner. " Why are you standing here," he will inquire? To which runner will likely reply, "Because it's where his worship the Bishop instructed me to stand."

Yes, it's a joke, but who's laughing? A few howler monkeys perhaps and with a decibel level that needs to be heard to be believed.
Cheers, Alan B.

Dan(NNN) :-)))

There's this story, where Koko was asked in American sign to give her definition of a Jungle Gentleman?

Anyhow the answer, in sign was. A Jungle Gentleman is a monkey who won't monkey with another's monkey.

Not implying any similarity!
Cheers, Alan B.